Drunken (Player) Predictions

Bosh:

“We can win if I get 20 to 25 points and 12 rebounds. AP probably needs to score 16 to 20…Jose, well he just gotta be Jose man, 10-12 assists. TJ has to switch up the pace, score 10 or 15, have 6 assists.

And then of course, Rasho gotta do what he does best, help out with Dwight. And then we gotta knock down some outside shots. It’s as simple as that.”

Jamario:
“I mean, I don’t know their plan is - heck Sam has no idea what they plan is - but first we gotta control Superman, double team, don’t let him get off. Keep Shard under 18, Hedo under 20, and don’t let their scrubs do any damage. Then its ours to lose.”

In how many games?

“I dunno, I’d say probably 5 or 6. Maybe less.”

(The above post bears no resemblance or intends to portray no semblance of a real-life transpiration and may have been fabricated completely in order to convey the author’s viewpoint through a more interesting and credible lens.)