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Sam Mitchell Quotes - buckle up

I’m still shell shocked, from the post-practice 5 minute Sam Mitchell interview I just listened to. [Yes, I’m editing some parts out, but no context imaginable can make these quotes sensible. ]

On game strategy and matchups: “We’ve been watching a lot of tape. It doesn’t matter who you play, it’s how you play…we haven’t made shatts.”

And then Sun-Tzu cryptic philosophy: “To get where you wanna go, you gotta beat whoever you gotta beat. If we’re making shatts, we can beat anybody.”

On confidence, he offers the mathematic: “All players are one shot away from getting on a roll…” and then as a team: “You’re always one game or one half away from getting your confidence back.”

On where they stand as a team: “We’ve earned the right to be in the playoffs.”
To which a courageous reporter asks: “What do you say to the recent losses to sub .500 teams?”
Sam, ornery now: “Do you pick up the sports page every morning? Do you? Every night someone who’s SUPPOSED to win…loses. [Rattles a minute-long list of upsets, tailing off about Durant’s play against Denver last night.]

And then finally: “I don’t want them trying too hard…I want them to be loose”

Newsflash Smitch: You got 99 prollems, and trying ain’t one.

3 Responses

  1. dani3 Says:

    He’s gotta be either the most stubborn coach in the nba or the stupidiest.. How many times do we have to hear “we didn’t make shatts”?

  2. haterade Says:

    stupidiest??!?!?! no way ! he’s the reigning coach of the year!!

  3. Joe Whitfeld Says:

    Oh man, that is so classic, he does say that all the time. Shatts! Hahaa!

    Give the man a break, we’re doing okay. We’re in the playoffs and this team has seen the biggest turnaround over the course of the past 2 years. Give the man some credit. Atlantic Division Champions baby 2006-2007. This season isn’t over. I question the man’s moves as of late, but hey, I think he knows a bit more than I do.

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