1) Bargnani, J.O. and C.B. are 21 feet tall(together) - FALSE
It was a rumour made up by Chuck Swirsky (Rap Lover) to make them seem more intimidating. They’re 20′ 9″
2) Jemario Moon is only playing because Smitch thinks he’s cute and has a crush on him - TRUE
3) Alvin Williams is making a comeback with the Raptors - FALSE
4) Antonio Davis actually loved the city of Toronto - FALSE
5) Butch Carter and Tracy McGrady are best friends - FALSE
6) Sam Mitchell went for a brain transplant in early ‘07′ but the doctors fucked up and put the ‘bad’ brain back in - TRUE
7) Isiah Thomas was the best GM in Raps history - Jesus!
Rob Babcock was the best GM in Raps history - see above.
9) Sam Mitchell will be fired 20 games into the season - TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE……one hopes!
Not to be a perennial pessimist, but Bargnani at the 3 doesn’t scare me at all. Everyone’s always so big on suggesting that he play there. True, on offense it’s a tough matchup. True, on defense, they don’t have to switch through on most screens.
But Bargnani guarding at the three one-on-one?!?! Remember what the Magic did to us (I mean, him)?
It’s a good option to have, but I don’t think that it’s a long term solution by any means. This is just a band aid against a small ball team to cover up the fact that we have the retard named Jamario.
November 17th, 2008 at 11:06 am
ok, this just in from my fact-checkers: That croc was 16ft, but still…that’s 3 Muggsy’s:
http://www.snopes.com/katrina/photos/crocodile.asp#photo
November 17th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
I also found the following on Snopes today:
1) Bargnani, J.O. and C.B. are 21 feet tall(together) - FALSE
It was a rumour made up by Chuck Swirsky (Rap Lover) to make them seem more intimidating. They’re 20′ 9″
2) Jemario Moon is only playing because Smitch thinks he’s cute and has a crush on him - TRUE
3) Alvin Williams is making a comeback with the Raptors - FALSE
4) Antonio Davis actually loved the city of Toronto - FALSE
5) Butch Carter and Tracy McGrady are best friends - FALSE
6) Sam Mitchell went for a brain transplant in early ‘07′ but the doctors fucked up and put the ‘bad’ brain back in - TRUE
7) Isiah Thomas was the best GM in Raps history - Jesus!
9) Sam Mitchell will be fired 20 games into the season - TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE……one hopes!
November 17th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Come on, we can’t let 3 inches stop us from having a little fun
(thats what she said)
November 17th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Not to be a perennial pessimist, but Bargnani at the 3 doesn’t scare me at all. Everyone’s always so big on suggesting that he play there. True, on offense it’s a tough matchup. True, on defense, they don’t have to switch through on most screens.
But Bargnani guarding at the three one-on-one?!?! Remember what the Magic did to us (I mean, him)?
It’s a good option to have, but I don’t think that it’s a long term solution by any means. This is just a band aid against a small ball team to cover up the fact that we have the retard named Jamario.
Happy monday everyone. Go fuck yourself.
November 17th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
wow, you thought I was being serious with that flagrant use of “scary”?
Did your eyes happen to gloss over that word search piece?
November 17th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
John Hollinger wrote about the 3 (near) 7 footer approach, that a few teams can and have taken this year:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/columns/story?columnist=hollinger_john&page=PerDiem-081117
November 18th, 2008 at 2:17 am
sticktly speaking even garnett and duncan are not 7 footers…… bosh, jo, AB, are as close to 3 7 footers being on the floor together as it gets.
November 18th, 2008 at 9:46 am
yo admin, that wasn’t geared at you. That was my version of the disgruntled response to the mass opinion that the three starting together is “scary”.
November 18th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Were we in the same Sarcasm 010 class in IUPUI, back in ‘78?
November 18th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
I was your teacher.