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Things that are 21 feet long…and scary


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  1. admin Says:

    ok, this just in from my fact-checkers: That croc was 16ft, but still…that’s 3 Muggsy’s:

    http://www.snopes.com/katrina/photos/crocodile.asp#photo

  2. Janke Says:

    I also found the following on Snopes today:

    1) Bargnani, J.O. and C.B. are 21 feet tall(together) - FALSE
    It was a rumour made up by Chuck Swirsky (Rap Lover) to make them seem more intimidating. They’re 20′ 9″

    2) Jemario Moon is only playing because Smitch thinks he’s cute and has a crush on him - TRUE

    3) Alvin Williams is making a comeback with the Raptors - FALSE

    4) Antonio Davis actually loved the city of Toronto - FALSE

    5) Butch Carter and Tracy McGrady are best friends - FALSE

    6) Sam Mitchell went for a brain transplant in early ‘07′ but the doctors fucked up and put the ‘bad’ brain back in - TRUE

    7) Isiah Thomas was the best GM in Raps history - Jesus!

    8) Rob Babcock was the best GM in Raps history - see above.

    9) Sam Mitchell will be fired 20 games into the season - TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE……one hopes!

  3. admin Says:

    Come on, we can’t let 3 inches stop us from having a little fun

    (thats what she said)

  4. Alex Says:

    Not to be a perennial pessimist, but Bargnani at the 3 doesn’t scare me at all. Everyone’s always so big on suggesting that he play there. True, on offense it’s a tough matchup. True, on defense, they don’t have to switch through on most screens.

    But Bargnani guarding at the three one-on-one?!?! Remember what the Magic did to us (I mean, him)?

    It’s a good option to have, but I don’t think that it’s a long term solution by any means. This is just a band aid against a small ball team to cover up the fact that we have the retard named Jamario.

    Happy monday everyone. Go fuck yourself.

  5. admin Says:

    wow, you thought I was being serious with that flagrant use of “scary”?

    Did your eyes happen to gloss over that word search piece?

  6. styxx Says:

    John Hollinger wrote about the 3 (near) 7 footer approach, that a few teams can and have taken this year:

    http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/columns/story?columnist=hollinger_john&page=PerDiem-081117

  7. coachoftheyear0607 Says:

    sticktly speaking even garnett and duncan are not 7 footers…… bosh, jo, AB, are as close to 3 7 footers being on the floor together as it gets.

  8. Alex Says:

    yo admin, that wasn’t geared at you. That was my version of the disgruntled response to the mass opinion that the three starting together is “scary”.

  9. admin Says:

    Were we in the same Sarcasm 010 class in IUPUI, back in ‘78?

  10. Alex Says:

    I was your teacher.

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